serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

(via foobaw)

toastoat:

please look at this dog that was sitting at starbucks

toastoat:

please look at this dog that was sitting at starbucks

(Source: ghostoat, via michaelgordonclfford)

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

(via fall-out-boy)

why the fuck am i crying - literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via tommypickles)

(via churchofgay)


(Source: oalat, via ed-ingle)

fohk:

“She was the still point of the turning world, man”
The Virgin Suicides (1999)Sofia Coppola

fohk:

She was the still point of the turning world, man”

The Virgin Suicides (1999)
Sofia Coppola

(via lhowardstark)

dubstepsunset:

It’s too early but I laughed louder than I should have

(Source: yes-this-is-groot, via crystalqqueer)

nopejuststop:

nopejuststop:

nopejuststop:

My baby called me and told me she is running for Vice President, and wanted to read me her speech.
I couldn’t be more proud of her.

So they had the election and she didn’t win, her little heart is so broken. It’s ok though, when she’s changing the world and becomes the president of this fucked up ass country she’ll look back on this. Win or lose I’m my baby’s biggest fan

Would you guys mind doing me a favor? I normally wouldn’t ask you all to do this but would you reblog this so I can show my sister? All of the notes will count as all the votes she didn’t get. I just want her to feel better and I think this would warm her little heart.

nopejuststop:

nopejuststop:

nopejuststop:

My baby called me and told me she is running for Vice President, and wanted to read me her speech.

I couldn’t be more proud of her.

So they had the election and she didn’t win, her little heart is so broken. It’s ok though, when she’s changing the world and becomes the president of this fucked up ass country she’ll look back on this. Win or lose I’m my baby’s biggest fan

Would you guys mind doing me a favor? I normally wouldn’t ask you all to do this but would you reblog this so I can show my sister? All of the notes will count as all the votes she didn’t get. I just want her to feel better and I think this would warm her little heart.

(via fall-out-boy)

And like the sea, I’m constantly changing from calm to hell. - Dallas Green (via wanduring)

(Source: nidravasa, via aguidetoliving)


juneplums:

me: I hate arguing

also me: I want him to say something to me so I can go the fuck off on his bitch ass!!!!!!!!

(via louiswiliamtomlinson)